Eat Paper Bags & Live Longer!
Scientist have now proven that eating 20 paper bags a day will extend the average life by 10 years.
This is why conspiracy theorist claim that the new anti paper bag laws were introduced to prevent poor people from acquiring large numbers of them. When asked for a quote a local rich man said -
"I don't mind most people living longer, but the poors? I think not" as he chomped on a paper bag.