Black Cats Boycott Hollywood & Satan Worshippers

Lead rep for the local Black Cats 231 Union "Mr. Mittens" has released a statement declaring that they would not be available for anymore horror films or Satanic rituals. Citing the "Numerous killings, mutilations and nefarious depictions of "black" cats as evil" for the primary reason they had to boycott. "We just don't think Directors or Satanist's respect us and only see us a quick "jump scare" or live sacrifice, and that's just not cool" purred Mr. Mittens.

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