Black Cats Boycott Hollywood & Satan Worshippers
Lead rep for the local Black Cats 231 Union "Mr. Mittens" has released a statement declaring that they would not be available for anymore...
Alien Abductee Claims "They Made Me Design Furniture"
Tod Scroatmeyer was driving home from Ikea when his car was enveloped in a bright light. Blinded and scared, Tod pulled to the side and...
Eat Paper Bags & Live Longer!
Scientist have now proven that eating 20 paper bags a day will extend the average life by 10 years. This is why conspiracy theorist claim...