

Black Cats Boycott Hollywood & Satan Worshippers
Lead rep for the local Black Cats 231 Union "Mr. Mittens" has released a statement declaring that they would not be available for anymore...


Your Eye's Are Watching You
The NSA announced today that they would be rolling out a new retinal identification system that insiders have nicknamed "The Eyes of...


Alien Abductee Claims "They Made Me Design Furniture"
Tod Scroatmeyer was driving home from Ikea when his car was enveloped in a bright light. Blinded and scared, Tod pulled to the side and...